DO SHEEP LIE!!!!

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A ventriloquist visiting Roscommon walks into a
small village >> and sees a local sitting in his porch
patting his dog. He figures >> he'll have a little fun, so
he says to the Roscommon man: >> >>>>

"Can I talk to your dog?"



Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?"
(pointing at the >> villager)


Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food and >> takes me to the lake once a week to
play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I
think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the
villager)


Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, >> brushes me down often and keeps me in the
barn to protect me from >> the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar!"