MENS RULES

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> >>We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
> >>Now here are the rules from the male side.
> >>These are our rules!
> >>Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
> >>
> >>1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
> >>
> >>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If
>it's up, put >>it down. We need it up, you need it down. You
>don't hear us >>complaining about you leaving it down.
> >>
> >>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing
>of the tides. >>Let it be.
> >>
> >>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
>think of it >>that way.
> >>
> >>1. Crying is blackmail.
> >>
> >>1. Ask for what you
> >>want. Let us be clear on this one:
> >>Subtle hints do not work!
> >>Strong hints do not work!
> >>Obvious hints do not work!
> >>Just say it!
> >>
> >>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost
>every >>question.
> >>
> >>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving
>it. >>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends
>are for. >>
> >>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
>doctor. >>
> >>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
>argument. >>In fact, all comments become null and void after
>7 Days. >>
> >>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
>don't Expect >>us to act like soap opera guys.
> >>
> >>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask
>us. >>
> >>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
>one of the >>ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other
>one. >>
> >>1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how
>you want it >>done.
> >>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do
>it yourself. >>
> >>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
>during >>commercials.
> >>
> >>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
>neither do we. >>
> >>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
>settings. >>Peach,
> >>for example, is a fruit, not A color.
> >>Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
> >>
> >>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> >>
> >>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will
>act like >>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
>just not worth the >>hassle.
> >>
> >>1. You have enough clothes.
> >>
> >>1. You have
> >>too many shoes.
> >>
> >>1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
> >>
> >>1. Thank you for reading this.
> >>
> >>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did
>you know >>men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
> >>
> >>Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a
>laugh. >>
> >>Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a
>bigger laugh! >

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Ladies ye should all give this a read your all bound to learn a few home truths